Saturday, April 5, 2008

New Place...Still Do Not Need a Car!

So my house mate decided it would be better if I found another place to live. Whatever.

So I found a new place to live. The rent is slightly higher, but the room is bigger and even closer to work than the last one.

So there.

It's month three now and I still have not bothered to get a car. I remind you I live in Northern California.

I do not have a car for several reasons. First, I hate them. Second, I have no money to spend on one. Third, the need to ask for a ride from perfect strangers will force me to be the more outgoing, sensitive bachelor everyone wants me to be. Then I can shoot myself.

So maybe getting a car might not be a bad idea. It is still not a GOOD idea.

Trains are more American than people think. I would not mind forking over a little extra on my 1040 if it meant AmTrak could be refurbished.

I do not appreciate it when certain citizens get idealistic over taxes. Cough up a buck you cheap bastard!

Sorry. I was raised by two Democrats from Baltimore, Maryland. So when taxes go up, we cheer. Again, politics is poison.